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Filed Under (COLAB, cell phones, cereal, colaboratory, cross disciplinary, cyber law, cyborg anthropology, cyborgs) by Amber Case on 02-04-2009

A.I. Has Taken Over My Life

CADIE: the world’s first “artificial intelligence” tasked-array system, and CADIE’s Gmail Autopilot System destroyed the future of multiple sectors of workers, including myself.

As an overworked and uber-busy Cyborg Anthropologist, I’m left to simply let Artificial Intelligence write my books, publish them, and even go on book tours in place of me. Is it a better world because of this? I think not - I’d rather not wake up every morning to see a new pile of work done in my name. But every time I try to stop the AI, it tells me that I ’shouldn’t do that’, so I’m left to sit in my room, doing nothing, while the AI does everything for me.

It even thinks my thoughts for me now — and is ever writing this sensence.

Future of Web Work

And what has this new AI done to the rest of the web workers? I guess they’re out of work too - but I don’t know, because ever since I set my Gmail to CADIE’s Gmail Autopilot System, I’ve been able to sit back and watch my Google calendar fill up with guest speeches and keynotes, and the AI is going in my place.

AI Learning

But how does this AI learn all of this? I think the answer might be that CADIE is reading all of our Slideshare presentations got today.That fiesty panda has to learn how to sound slighly human from something, right? Although I’m not sure if she can parse The Onion yet.

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